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$17House of Bridges
The Funeral You Never Got
🕯 a living room in your portal — you visit it, not download itNobody sends flowers when a friendship dies. The Funeral You Never Got is a room in your portal, self-paced across five stops: let the loss count, tell the whole story once, write the eulogy, sort what gets buried from what gets kept as a keepsake, and say a proper goodbye. Built for the slow fade, the sudden rupture, the outgrowing, and the one-sided ending alike — because each one needs a slightly different ceremony, and all of them deserve one.
This Artifact continues the Which Friendship Ending Are You Still Carrying? door — take it first (free) if you haven’t, and your result will tell you whether this is your fit.
Take it with you — $17
The moment your key turns, the room opens in your portal — nothing to download, yours for as long as your portal stands.