The Midnight Rebellion 🌙

There's a name for this now: revenge bedtime procrastination. Not insomnia, not a discipline problem — a deliberate refusal to sleep on time, even knowing you'll pay for it tomorrow. If you've stared at your phone at 1am, unable to explain why you won't just close the tab, this isn't a willpower gap. It's a quiet protest: if the day won't hand you an hour that's yours, you'll take one anyway. This quiz doesn't ask you to just go to bed earlier — it maps how loud your rebellion has gotten, and what it's protecting.